i feel ostracized.

boo-hoo.

me: mummy, can u help me iron my pants for tomorrow?

mummy: (in mandarin) huh? what FOR? your thighs are so chunky, when u wear your pants everything will just stretch out what. now got crease, when u wear them confirm will be gone. don't even have loose cloth! iron for what, hor, ah fat?

dad & bro overhearing the conversation: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

right now, she's ironing everyone's clothes but mine. it's not my fault they don't fill out their clothes! :(

this is what happens when u stay in a family of tiger babies... and guess what? i'm a pig! everyone thinks my family's chinese horoscope is hilarious. but my mum did mention i was a wild boar, not one of those smooth fat bleurgh ones on the farm. i'm bristly.

is that good or bad?