can't touch this.

i went shopping at topshop with aileen during their recent 70% off, and found myself a pair of dance pants! finally!

very excitedly, i showed them to alvin on the way to his place in bus 12. since he was holding on to my shopping bag, i asked him to dig my pants out from the bottom if he wanted to see it.

he dug it out, took one look, blanched and stuffed it back inside very quickly.

i was hurt.

'EH!! WHY??? NOT NICE?' :(

'well, they're ok if u wanna look like... MILLI VANILLI!'

even though i was rather sad that his reception was poor, i couldn't help but laugh hysterically to the insult...

since i can understand where that came from.

you see, my pants are... kinda unique. in the sense that it's got a really retro look when unworn.

yep. they are freaking TAPERED WITH RUBBER BANDING AT THE ENDS.















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i wore them to work today! in anticipation of alvin's response, i pranced up from my seat the moment he came in.

'alvin! see my pants!! XD'

'yeah i saw. eh do some moves in them la.'

'huh? what moves?'

he starts doing the crab-sidestep ala MC Hammer, looking all serious.

...

......

i threw something at him.

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DANGGIT MAN, HANBIN JUST CAME INTO THE OFFICE AND LAUGHED AT MY PANTS.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

are they really that bad? i think they are cool!! T_T































guys really suck sometimes. :(