CHEMISTRY = FAIL!!!

alvin turns to me and asks: hey, what's that phrase they use to describe the red blood cell when it gets less flexible? 'less stretchable'?

me: um... um... OH IT AFFECTS THE RIGIDITY!

alvin: ah! thanks dear.

then there was a great big happy smile that landed between the two of us...


















and it was a moment of immense love for one another coz i knew alvin was smiling and thinking: 'heh viv's so clever' and i was all 'oh yay i helped my man' :D:D:D

...

so he reached for me to pat me on the head and at the same time i leaned in towards him...

his arm...

my face...

*BISH*

AND THEN IT WAS VERY PAINFUL.

thank God for my soft nose or it'd be bleeding by now.