Cadence

(A melodic or harmonic configuration that creates a sense of repose or resolution.)

"But I am like a green olive tree in the house of God; I trust in the mercy of God for ever and ever." - Psalms 52:8

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

somemore!

It's 70% Love and 30% Lust

You and your guy are truly in love, even if that spark seems to be a little dimmer.







You've Been Bit By the Shopping Bug!


You're constantly adding to your wardrobe - and it shows

However, you can show some restraint. You love good deals.

Your love of the clearance rack has paid off...

You probably have only maxed out card or two, if at all!






Are You a Shopaholic? Take This Quiz :-)







You Are Most Like Carrie!


You're quirky, flirty, and every guy's perfect first date.

But can the guy in question live up to your romantic ideal?

It's tough for you to find the right match - you're more than a little picky.

Never fear... You've got a great group of friends and a
great closet of clothes, no matter what!



Romantic prediction: You'll fall for someone this year...

Totally different from any guy you've dated.




Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You Most Like?
Take This Quiz Right Now!




You Are a Good Student of Men

You're pretty good at knowing what men are thinking
But you're not dead on 100% of the time
Let your guy off the hook sometimes... because you may be reading him all wrong!


You Have Him Totally Hooked

Your guy is all yours - and happily so.
He loves being around you, and he totally sees you as a couple.
It looks like you two have a great future together - if you want it!

i don't know, ask weiyi to confirm.

Your Ideal Marriage Proposal Is

After dinner at your favorite restaurant, at the spot where you first kissed.


You Belong in New York City

You're an energetic, ambitious woman.
And only NYC is fast enough for you.
Maybe you'll set yourself up with a killer career
Or simply take in all the city has to offer.


Your Scent is Strawberry

Fun, flirty, and fresh.
You're a complete sweetheart that makes everyone smile!


What Your Pink Outfit Means

Unsurprisingly, you are very sweet and cute.
But you're also a bit of a tease - and not that innocent.
Shy but sexy, you're an alluring mix of contradictions.

Designer match: BCBG

Signature accessory: Tortoise shell sunglasses


You Are a Boy Shorts Bikini!

You're a sexy girl, but you don't have to let everything hang out to prove it.



Your Summer Anthem is Speed of Sound by Coldplay

All that noise, and all that sound,
All those places I got found.
And birds go flying at the speed of sound,
to show you how it all began.


You're out of your mind this summer, in a good way.




Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating

You're not ready to go walking down the aisle.
But you may be ready in a couple of years.
You prefer to date one on one, with a commitment.
And while chemistry is important, so is compatibility.


The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.


Your Heart Is Blue

Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well.
You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return.

Your flirting style: Friendly

Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe

Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish

What you bring to relationships: Loyalty


You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct!


You Are Apple Pie

You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional
Those who like you crave security


You Are A Friendly Ex

You and your ex are just friends - great friends really.
(At least that's what you keep telling yourself!)
While civility is a good thing, make sure you're not secretly wanting more...


DHlynette
Congratulations! You are Lynette Scavo, the
ex-career woman who traded the boardroom for
boredom, mixed with moments of sheer panic as
the mother of four unmanageable kids.


Which Desperate Housewife are you?
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You Are A: Puppy!

puppy dogBeloved by all, puppies are energetic, playful, and loving. Your playful and outgoing nature is part of what makes you a puppy. Known for their loyalty, puppies make great pets for young and old alike. And an innocent puppy face can melt anyone's heart!

You were almost a: Duckling or a Bunny
You are least like a: Turtle or a DuckWhat Cute Animal Are You?

i'm the bouncy licky one!

i bet weiyi's a kitten. independent and aloof. but at the same time, damn 'deh'. haha, he's so gonna kill me now. i'll have to 'deh' him back then. heh!

... find better things to do. gimme a job.


it's the return of the okCupid tests. i do this to please myself. i'm bored.


Yoda
You scored 25% airiness, 36% squishiness, and 57% edginess!

According to our patented JawamaticTM technology, you are most like Yoda in personality.
A traditionalist at heart, Yoda has honed his intuition through hundreds of years of meditation and study. But don't let that fool you -- he believes the old ways are the best ways. To him, the known is preferable to the unknown.
Yoda is, in a word, reliable.
(The polar opposite of Yoda is Luke Skywalker.)

Ariel
You scored 61 Independence, 71 Romance, 63 Loyalty, and 53 Practicality!


You are Ariel! Ariel is for some the ultimate disney heroine, the girl who defies everything she knows for the sake of love. While you care a great deal about your family and friends, and would never settle for a subservient, obiedient life style, love is everything to you. You are brave, cunning, a little reckless, with an enquiring mind and a personality all of your own, but you are ultimately a dreamer rather than a realist, risking everything you care about for the chance of a dream, something you long for. Your idealism makes you an utterly charming girl and your friends would follow you everywhere, but you do sometimes get into a bit of danger by not being cautious or thinking things through. You don't listen to your parents if their advice dosen;'t suit you, which is good, you aren't just a brainless follower, but sometimes a little wisdom would be nice. You also would leave your friendships behind for true love, even though they mean a lot to you. Luckily for you, everything will always turn out okay, because you are good at heart, but sometimes others despair of your single minded devotion to the one you love, although it is very romantic. Lively and fun, you can be a little naiive, but ultimately you are a determined and loveable person.


Aphrodite
Gods! You scored 62!

You are most like the Goddess Aphrodite! Aphrodite is the goddess of love, beauty, fertility and desire. Although she was married she had many affairs with both other gods and men - most famously with Ares. Her husband Hephaestus caught them in a net he had made and paraded them in front of the other gods. Aphrodite is mean, vain and jealous, and most often depicted with a mirror.


Girly
Like Oh My Gawd! You scored 62 Girliness!

You love being a girl, you are very thorough with your haircolor and shopping is you favorite past time. Lip gloss is also your best friend and you have probably shopped at a Sephora before. You Go Girl!

MAGNETO!!!
Holy crap! You are:

He's not really an X-man. Actually, he's ALOT like Charles Xavier, only on a different side. His goal is ideal, but his means are questionable. Still, he's a hero, in his world mutants are lynched and persectuted for being born. I can't say I blame him for kicking everyone's asses! Oh, and you rule, by the way.

The Which X-Man Are You Test


Wile E. Coyote!
You scored 57 Aggression, 71 Sophistication, and 57 Optimism!

You are intelligent, sophisticated, and the physical personification of the can-do attitude. No matter how many times something blows up in your face (figuratively or literally) or prized project collapses around you, you will pick yourself up and try, try again. There is a good chance that you are very skilled in problem solving and would probably make a fine engineer. Your main weaknesses (and this is likely obvious to everyone but yourself) are your overconfidence and complete lack of perspective. When you inevitably fail at a task (you can’t possibly achieve all of the lofty goals you set for yourself), you tend to take it personally. If you are not careful, you can become thoroughly obsessed with what is not really a very meaty goal. Try taking a step back from time to time and figure out for yourself if it is really worth it, or if your talents could be best put towards a more rewarding goal. Also, your desire for things to work out the way you’ve planned can make you a bit gullible.

The Which Looney Tune Are You Test


CHOC. FUDGE BROWNIE!
You scored 81% SWEET, 85% CHUNKY, and 70% UNIQUE!

chocolate ice Cream with fudge brownies
Very sweet, very wild, and very fun! People flock to this ice cream flavor, just as they flock to you. You love being surrounded by friends and getting crazy together! You could probably stand to calm down a little, but the kind of freedom you feel is inspiring. You really care about the people in your life and party hard, but are open to new ideas and experiences.
The Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavor Test
this test is only for greg, alvin and bob. click here.
THIS is for weiyi.

The Carefree Kid
You scored -18

Well done, you got the best score. You are officially ace. You have a good understanding of what it means to be an adult, so you realise that most of what it means is dull as shit. You're kind of organised, kind of happy, on some kind of path, and you're kind of pleased with where it's taking you. You're reasonably popular, but you're not someone with millions of friends, just a few who know you well. All in all, you're still a kid at heart, but because you're fun-loving. You choose to keep that childish side alive, and you deserve a pat on the head for that.
The Have you grown up yet? Test
awww.

Eric Foreman
With an uptightness level of 80, you are most like...

Foreman is the leader of the gang.He doesn't really have the qualities of a leader, but he has a kick-ass basement and the Vista Cruiser, so everyone revolves around him.While a little high-maintenance, Eric is really reliable, as you are.You might not know it, but you're cool, and your friends love you.
The which That 70s show character Test
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! thought i was gonna end up as fez coz i chose 'fan of disco'.
s.p.h.l.t.
You scored 100 potter knowlege!

no its not sphlt its the Society for the Promotion of Hermione-Like Thinkers! and you have just been initiated! Congrats!

i think i'm a freak too.
Full Wizard
Fineto! You scored 90%!

Wow! Impressive. "We can expect great things from you." You must have read the books several times or are just really good at remembering which spell does what. I myself didn't know all the spells until I started writing this test. haha... In any case, if you wanna talk "Harry Potter" with someone, message me. I love meeting other Harry Potter enthusiasts!


this is my absolute favourite test. the best one and most enjoyable one i've ever taken. i'm such a harry potter freak.

Harry & Ron
You scored 59% knowledge and 58% obsession!

"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled!"
"She needs to sort out her priorities."

You are neither obsessed nor oblivious about the magical world, but your knowledge is obviously higher than average. You have a healthy interest in all things Potter, but it's nothing to worry about. Your keen intellect and natural curiosity make you a force to be reckoned with. You can't be expected to pay attention in Binns' class every lesson when you have Quidditch matches and girls on your mind! Just be forewarned - Hermione won't always be able to finish your essays for you. She has enough going through that frizzy head of hers!
The Harry Potter Obsessed Test
the most challenging of the lot. phew.
10", Willow, Veela
You scored 36 wisdom, 38 bravery, 26 emotional, and 11 martyrdom!
A willow wand signifies that you care deeply about emotions, art, and intuition, and that you have a particular knack for charms. The veela hair as a wand core means that you are slightly unpredictable but very powerful.
The Harry Potter Wand Test
Hermione
Quills down! You scored 97%!

You know damn near every word of every book. You are among the brightest witches (or wizards) of your age, and you will go far. Just watch out you don't get points off for being an insufferable know-it-all.


The Prioress
You scored 21% Cardinal, 51% Monk, 67% Lady, and 43% Knight!


You are a moral person and are also highly intellectual. You like your solitude but are also kind and helpful to those around you. Guided by a belief in the goodness of mankind you will likely be christened a saint after your life is over.
You scored high as both the Lady and the Monk. You can try again to get a more precise description of either the Monk or the lady, or you can be happy that you're an individual.
The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test
i've just found a whole cache of quizzes for blogs!!
dang, i'm addicted. skipped an interview for 7 hrs (and counting) worth of quizzing myself. but bless the Lord, he has given me a job!! now i have to decide which one i'm keen on - 8 days of CORS, or 24 weekdays of sales at CGH. how does one say no to azlan when he needs help??

...get a job.

i'm so bored.

tada!! a form of entertaining myself by creating crap loads of nonsensical blog posts! so exciting.

(from alvin's blog)

1. Name Two Bad Habits You Have: picking at my feet; showing pple my tummy just for kicks.

2. Name Two Things That You Wish You Had: CASH; a great wardrobe where everything matches everything and made me look blardy skinny. (i do love myself tho)

3. Name Two Scents You Love: weiyi's hair; weiyi's skin. in that order. MMM. i could just eat him.

4. Name Two People That Know You the Best : my mom; weiyi. (mel's a close 2nd tho)

5. Name Two Things You’d Never Wear: a g-string (they HURT.); too little cloth in public.

6. Name Two Things You Are Thinking About Now: are g-strings and t-backs the same? did i get the right one?

7. Name Four Things That You Have Done Today: made coffee, opened the newpaper, called a few agents, entertaining myself on the comp. yahoo and ebay have lost their hold on me. I HAVE NO CASH!

8. Name the Last Four Things You Have Bought: concession for my mrt transport; 2 sky high tickets; 5 harry potter - goblet of fire tickets; food

9. Name Four Bands/Vocals/Groups: er, er, third eye blind... er, smashing pumpkins (i don't know WHY!) ... ER. damn this is hard. i give up.

10. Name Two Drinks You Regularly Drink: water and chrysanthemum tea (only yeo's can do.)

11. First Grade Teacher Name?: i have no idea.

12. Last Words You Said: 'byebye mummy.'

13. Last Song You Sang?: remember me this way, the casper song? weiyi was tuned to 90.5 in the car last night la... the song reminds me of tania. argh i hate ballads.

14. Last Person You Hugged?: xummy!!

15 Last Thing You Laughed At?: a howlongcanyouholdyourbreath ad. with compliments from xinwei.

16. Last Time You Said ‘I Love You’ And Meant It: this morning at 1230am

17. Last Time You Cried?: last night, when i watched cedric diggory die.

18. What’s In Your CD Player?: eh, this quiz should upgrade itself.

19. What Color Socks Are You Wearing?: i no wear socks.

20. What’s Under Your Bed?: another mattress.

21. What Time Did You Wake Up Today?: 10

22. Current Passion?: getting a vacation job. ok not really passion, but a need-to. so i guess... cliche, but God? i miss Him.

23. Current Hair?: long with split ends.

24. Current Clothes?: crescent PE tee and fbt shorts.

25. Current Annoyance?: my menses.

26. Current Longing?: to pop by weiyi's place and laze. but he's mugging! or maybe still sleeping.



27. Current Desktop Picture?:




28. Current Worry?: that i won't be able to support myself through next year and having to take cash from my parents.

29. Current Hate?: the fact that i'm broke. *worry worry*

30. Favorite Physical Feature Of Opposite Sex?: his baby smooth skin. and he's proud of it.

I HAVE NARNIA BOOK ONE! yippeee. it's good. so so good. and i'm really hyped abt zouk out. tho it's gonna take a huge chunk from my savings. :(

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

watch this trailer again and again and again.

david, here's the link. it's so something u and the guys will love.

click ME!

Monday, November 28, 2005

um...

ok, a pre-note.

i am really a cheery girl that gets depressed easily (odd right?) but it's... pretty seldom i just write things that flit through my mind. and hence, incoherence may be coming your way.

also, emo posts are seldom (at least i think so) but 3 posts in an hour aren't. heh.

kick off my shoes, flop on my bed, and stone.

my exams are over.

no, i'm not gloating, but i'm so relieved right now. this sem has been really bad and i think it's because i started off on the wrong foot.

maybe i'm a little melancholic right now. i don't know, but i've recently been exposed to things and the little secrets of people's lives, which led to me taking stock of mine.

it really isn't great, but i make do. i have friends, though none close, but they are the people who support me. i love them. each and every one. i have my family and weiyi. i have my cell. i have God.

i just want to be a better person. not one who's competitive, and prioritizes my school work over many other things that should be used to shape this ugly me. i want to be someone who's dependable, not flaky.

many things i regret; many things i want to undo. i'll probably wait awhile before i start afresh. for now, think i'll just sit back, and take things as they come.

yeah life is good, and i'm alright. sometimes i really suck, but i'm alright.

let go?

i know you tried a long time ago. and then you gave up.

but now that i'm trying, won't you stop being so cold?

i don't blame you for throwing in the towel though. i really deserve it. love you still, and i'll always be there for you.

don't worry this is not about weiyi. and don't ask.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

push on. push on.

3 more days to freeeeeeeeeeeedom.

planning to...
1. work
2. go for tons of camps
3. go zouk out!
4. give tuition at my place
5. go kelong!
6. watch A LOT OF TV.
7. oh yes, and swim.

anybody has a job for me?

Friday, November 18, 2005

... stop relaxing and be a gan cheong spider.

i is dead. after philo paper in the morning... every question took away 5% of brain. 21 questions (ehh 50cent.) after that, protein structure and function. screwed it up. a little depressed now. and still cannot talk properly. byebye 3.9.

ok i'm really quite upset. and i have speech impairment because my brain's just not working anymore. made so many careless mistakes; i'm so angry with myself, but too tired to scream. i know you're thinking, aiyah this girl always says this and gets all her As. not happening this time. and u don't understand how much i want my second upper nor how difficult it has been.

i can't believe i had to slack this sem.

i'm a freaking idiot. *sigh* it's all my own doing. laziness, taking hold of me.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

... relax & stop being a gan zheong spider.

i've got 2 papers tmr.

*freaks out*

woke up this morning to find out the church people aren't gonna watch Harry Potter anymore. HOW??!! the girls (xinwei, mel, angel) AND the guys (bob, cow & crapshoot, haha) are watching it todaaaay. my only hope is...

weiyi!! dear. please please please watch with me after my exams (and after yours, of course)?? plus sky high & chicken little.

alright, before i go into full-blown studying (stemming from full-blown panic), i need to put something down in black and white... ok, bits, in this case.

well, at cell on monday, i had a prompting to reveal what i prayed for, which is um, that i wanted 3 A- and 2 B+ for this sem... which will pull my CAP to a much needed 3.85. you can have fun figuring out my CAP now if you wanna. (actually, it's best if it's 3.9.)

i wanted to put this down because i just want to use this as a testimony on God's goodness. why? because i haven't been studying hard enough, and by my own strength i know it isn't going to happen. but i will have faith! stop worrying! and go for my exams. yay.

will let u guys know my results one month from now. remember this!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

don't.

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies that you’ve been living in
And if you do not want to see me again I would understand
I would understand

The angry boy a bit too insane
Icing over a secret pain
You know you don’t belong
You’re the first to fight
You’re way too loud
You’re the flash of light on a burial shroud
I know something’s wrong
Well everyone I know has got a reason
To say put the past away

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies that you’ve been living in
And if you do not want to see me again I would understand
I would understand

Well he’s on the table and he’s gone to code
And I do not think anyone knows
What they’re doing here
And your friends have left you
You’ve been dismissed
I never thought it would come to this
And i, I want you to know
Everyone’s got to face down the demons
Maybe today
You could put the past away

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies that you’ve been living in
And if you do not want to see me again I would understand
I would understand

I would understand
I would understand
I would understand
I would understand
Understand
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Can you put the past away

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
I would understand
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
I would understand
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
And I would understand
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
I would understand
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
I would understand


Jumper,
Third Eye Blind

i love taking all these tests.


The Classic Lover
45% partner focus, 47% aggressiveness, 30% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that: You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, you concentrate more on enjoying the experience rather than worrying about your performance.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Classic Lover.

The Classic Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is the closest it comes to the classic images of the princess in the tower, or the romantic and chivalrous knight, or the hero/heroine from a Disney film. The Classic Lover is a treasure to find, though it can be difficult to do so because they sometimes tend to be shy and/or difficult to successfully court. In terms of physical love, the Classic Lover again can be shy, and often needs more in terms of emotional security to feel comfortable than some of the other Types. Given the right setting, and the right lover, the Classic Lover can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Romantic Lover (most of all) or the Devoted Lover, or the Liberated Lover.

Congratulations! If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback!
Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in the following:
Nerds, Geeks & Dorks
Professional Wrestling
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
America/Politics
Thanks Again! -- THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST


Pure Nerd
73 % Nerd, 47% Geek, 8% Dork

For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.

You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd. The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

Congratulations! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:

... squat somewhere and laugh my lungs out.

Monday, November 14, 2005

go to school! *whine*

siggggh. extra lecture in school today. it's study week leh. prof chew says it isn't compulsory but it'll be stupid not to go coz he's not done with all his lectures yet. ah well. let's just see if the lect's gonna be useful or not.

BUT, before i go to school, i'm collecting my spanky new (ok, 4 mth old) GREEN creative neeon! all for only $190. yahoo auction is my best friend... haha. 5gb!! 5!!! but i know, give me another one year and i'll be wanting the 20gb ones. hopefully they'll be dirt cheap by then.

harry potter's coming out this week. but dang, can't go!! exams exams. the goblet of fire leh. i was hyperventilating about it for about 1 and a half yrs (not too sure) since prisoner of azkaban was out. i just hope they managed to squeeze in all the best parts into the mere 2plus hours. can't wait to see how mad-eye moody looks like, haha!

*calculating*
darn, i won't have time to study at all today. school first, then cell at tct. maybe it'll be a 3am nighter again. why 3am? coz i can't last past that time. heh.

oh, have i mentioned how much i love my new blog? i know it's blinding coz it's UBER PINK, but haha, deal with it. unless u have a better blog skin to intro, and spare everyone else the eye-pain. ooh and i've changed my song! i love it.

what else? exams kick off this friday, with 2 papers to start off with. i really hope i don't screw up protein and function. will start that tmr. and PHILO!! argggh. as alvin and greg said, 'it's very easy what. confirm can get A+. (that's their grade; so irritating) the whole paper's on logic! as long as u have logic, you can do! oh, but wait... '


'maybe you'll get a B+ la.'

Sunday, November 13, 2005

... BLUSH.

my conversation with alvin 3 hours ago. and we still can't stop laughing.


Ms. Meow : on fire. says:
MY ONE SPOIL ALR
direcow *i am a leaf in the wind, watch how i soar* says:
oh
direcow *i am a leaf in the wind, watch how i soar* says:
go repair lah
direcow *i am a leaf in the wind, watch how i soar* says:
cheaper
Ms. Meow : on fire. says:
what for buy so many
Ms. Meow : on fire. says:
HARD DICK SPOIL


i was trying to explain to alvin why i needed a brand new mp3 player. it's hard diSk, really.

that alvin la! keep asking 'why, why why?' and made me so irritated so i typed too quickly. blame him!!

i swear, i'm spending waaay too much time with the fellas.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

study. so i'm gonna leave this here for the next 3 weeks.

Something from alvin's blog:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don’t speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad. When you’re finished, post this little paragraph on your (online journal if you’ve got one) and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

let u know what i WANT.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

get to know myself a leetle beet better.

the Ham
(42% dark, 57% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
your humor style:CLEAN SPONTANEOUS LIGHTYour style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith
The 3-Variable Funny Test!- it rules - If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 29% on darkness


You scored higher than 81% on spontaneity


You scored higher than 35% on vulgarity

Smartass

You are 71% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the
Emo Kid.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the
Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.
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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Your Personality Profile


You are pure, moral, and adaptable.
You tend to blend into your surroundings.
Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends.

You believe that you live a virtuous life...
And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye.
As a result, people tend to crave your approval.
shite.


Your Brain's Pattern

Your brain is always looking for the connections in life.
You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first.
You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker.
You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white.


Your Monster Profile

Merciless Killer

You Feast On: Olives

You Lurk Around In: Las Vegas

You Especially Like to Torment: Crybabies
Oh, no, no, i do not like olives. need not stay in fear of me.


You Should Get a MD (Doctor of Medicine)

You're both compassionate and brilliant - a rare combination.
You were born to be a doctor.
riiight.

You Are Japanese Food

Strange yet delicious.
Contrary to popular belief, you're not always eaten raw.


You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
daaaamn.

Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker

Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm"
You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone...
Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-)

You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear.
Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing.
The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.

Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life.
You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face.
Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life*
yup, that's me.


Your Inner Child Is Angry

You're not an angry person.
But when you don't get your way, watch out.
Like a very manipulative kid, you will get what you want.
Even if it takes a little kicking and screaming.


Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Chameleon Bat
Your Superpower is Kissing
Your Weakness is Snakes
Your Weapon is Your Cosmic Throwing Stars
Your Mode of Transportation is Surfboard


How You Are In Love

You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.

In relationships, you tend to be a bit selfish.

You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.

You're secretly hoping your partner will change for you.

You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.


What Your Underwear Says About You

You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you're not!

You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.


You're a Romantic Kisser

For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet


You Are 60% Weird

You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!


Your Hidden Talent

Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements.
What's Your Hidden Talent?




Your Taste in Music:


90's Hip Hop: Highest Influence
90's Pop: High Influence
90's R&B: High Influence
Adult Alternative: High Influence
Alternative Rock: High Influence
Hip Hop: High Influence
R&B: High Influence
80's R&B: Medium Influence
90's Alternative: Medium Influence
90's Rock: Medium Influence
Dance: Medium Influence
Old School Hip Hop: Medium Influence
80's Pop: Low Influence
Classic Rock: Low Influence
Punk: Low Influence


How's Your Taste in Music?





You Are Chocolat Orange Pocky





Your attitude: funky and flavorful
Rich and deep - yet zingy and zesty
You are the perfect partner in crime










Your SAT Score of 1350 Means:



You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern

You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush

You Scored Higher Than Al Gore

You Scored Lower Than David Duchovny

You Scored Lower Than Natalie Portman

You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates

Your IQ is most likely in the 130-140 range

Equivalent ACT score: 30

Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:

Brown University

Northwestern University

Carnegie Mellon University

Cornell University

Reed College








She Wants to Move by N.E.R.D.





"Her off beat dance makes me fantasize
(Her curves) She's sexy!!
Her ass is a spaceship I want to ride
(Her ass) She's sexy!!"

In 2004 you got your groove on - and had the best time ever.


this is spot on.




Your Dominant Intelligence is Logical-Mathematical Intelligence





You are great at finding patterns and relationships between things.
Always curious about how things work, you love to set up experiments.
You need for the world to make sense - and are good at making sense of it.
You have a head for numbers and math ... and you can solve almost any logic puzzle.

You would make a great scientist, engineer, computer programmer, researcher, accountant, or mathematician.


get help.

who knows how to transfer journals from multiply over to this blog?

give credit to greg (the mini man)

yes, i stole your name
'pushupblah', your brain child
thanks for letting me have it
good luck with your metro rantings
in 'tootighttrunks'...
or something like that.

i suck at this.

eh wait la, you. i know i'm supposed to give you credit... but this is the most i can do for now. it's the exams. go study. stop checking this page for any mention of you, greg! (almost misspelled it as 'gerg'; haha, you have an ah gua qia. i still think it's hilarious.)